fireandisis:

I just gotta say that it is not even a little bit fair to be brilliant, creative, sweet, chivalrous, successful, a great dancer, resemble Clark Kent AND kiss so well that your partner is lightheaded and disoriented for hours afterward.

Stick a fork in me, folks. I am so done.

Okay this but my partner defo doesn’t resemble Clark Kent, because she’s a girl.

Worth the downpour and the early morning get up to come down here and relax in the quiet with a hot chocolate breakfast before college!

Got my beautiful Scott back in to prime condition this evening, so I’m getting up early tomorrow morning and thrashing it down some muddy paths, before going in to college for extra physics. Hoora!

itchingforfreedom asked: oi oi :) not looked at your blog in agees, how are you? glad your date went well, and well done about the interview! that's amazing :)

HelloHello! Hahaha I’m fine, I’ve made a massive improvement in maths that I’m quite happy with, but I’ve done so much work on it I’m now currently lagging behind in other subjects (oopsy). My mocks so far are averaging at Bs, with As thrown in… Well we’re together now which is happy happy, but I’m glad she’s really revision focused because it inspires me to do well and not ignore mine. Thank youuuu! Absolutely chuffed, but you know when you see people at the start of the apprentice and they start a task? That’s what it feels like with these guys and finding housing :| How are you? :D

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capricornia-nerviosa:

shercockandmycrotch:

survivingreichenbach:

shercocklocked:

theartofhiddleston:

And now Chris Evans with the weather. Chris?

Thank you, Chris. In other news… Odin has once again fallen into Odinsleep and the princes are, once again, throwing one of the wildest parties this side of the Nine Realms… The damage expenses are expected to be in the millions of Jotuns…

Now we’ll turn over to Jeremy Renner with Sports. Are you having fun out there, Jeremy?

Oh… okay then, thanks Jeremy for that in-depth response.

And now Robert Downey Jr with the stock report.

And now to conclude with Odin

It’s a beautiful day and Loki’s still adopted 

always rebagel

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So actually my dad has just told me he’s paying for me to go on holiday in summer.

With a friend.

To Poland, where every hostel is offering free shots for one hour for 5 quid.

Don’t expect me to come home dad.

satin-touch:

blood—moon:

odawn:

anus:

my chinchilla has no idea what’s going on

OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A FUCKING CHINCHILLA FML

i want a chinchilla so bad

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officialteamgreen:

Well done seafood eaters…you are great thinkers and humanitarians.  =)